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Written by Mahatma
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Monday, 16 November 2009 19:27 |
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is pathetic!! What a waste of sperm is Merry man. Who knew that a broken down, juicing bastard who recently got owned to the 8th level of hell by Tia Tequila who resort to such gimmicks.
Perhaps, Roids-out was getting a little jealous of Brent Celek's endorsement deal. Perhaps, Shawne felt the need for a makeover after his pr fiasco with Miss Tequila. Maybe he was jealous of all the attention that Bungle boy was getting. Or perhaps, Fraude Merriman is, in fact, the biggest douchebag in the NFL. (Ding, ding, ding)
It's good though for Shawne to undergo such a rapid change in his appearance (as opposed to say his antics.) and bettering himself. He must make all the boys go crazy with his new style.
Oh, Shawne, remember when you actually got pressure on QBs. Remember when offenses couldn't block you with a running back? Boy, those were the days.
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