Sure you've probably already seen this but I've been drunk for the last week. So allow me to catch up...

What an awesome video. I've probably watched this about 3 times in a row now. Dock Ellis: the last great american hero.

is pathetic!! What a waste of sperm is Merry man. Who knew that a broken down, juicing bastard who recently got owned to the 8th level of hell by Tia Tequila who resort to such gimmicks.

Perhaps, Roids-out was getting a little jealous of Brent Celek's endorsement deal. Perhaps, Shawne felt the need for a makeover after his pr fiasco with Miss Tequila. Maybe he was jealous of all the attention that Bungle boy was getting. Or perhaps, Fraude Merriman is, in fact, the biggest douchebag in the NFL. (Ding, ding, ding)

It's good though for Shawne to undergo such a rapid change in his appearance (as opposed to say his antics.) and bettering himself. He must make all the boys go crazy with his new style.

Oh, Shawne, remember when you actually got pressure on QBs. Remember when offenses couldn't block you with a running back? Boy, those were the days.

 http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4659441

     Great......

Sorry yall but time is short this week but my picks are after the jump anyway. I think I am now 8-16-1 or some such horrible record.

Winner receives Chad Johnson's Mustard.

   As if you haters out there weren't disgusted enough by the 2009 World Series Champion Yankees...

= pain and suffering except 4 glorious weeks in early 2008

I think with that loss yesterday, the Superbowl honeymoon period is now officially over. I never really got furious at any point last season. I was annoyed, very annoyed even, after both the regular season and playoff losses to the Eagles last year. However, I, as much as this Giant's nut ever can, took the season in stride. However, with yesterday's sickening and devastating loss, we can now start lambasting the horror show that is the 2009 Giants. But you guys have no doubt already read professional quality articles grading the team's performance across several dimensions such as coaching, special teams and defense. I am not as funny as The Ghost of Devo or Mahatma so I won't bore you with failed attempts at humor either. What I can offer, is a look back at the 5 worst losses that were suffered in the regular season in the White Boy Error of Giants fandom. So without further adieu....

I'm not one to bash media types. Actually, I do I just can't do as well as some other blogs out there. Sometimes though, there are just truly awful things said that EVEN i must rag on.

PK offers his latest heap of boiling horse manure here. As always, there are his usual meaningless banter and rather obvious observations that makes PK's column one of my favorites to read when I want to spit out my coffee. But then he'll go out of his way to pull something out of left field to make it seem like he's in the know. Except the only know he has is that he knows shit.

This week was one of those occurences.

White Boy's Picks Week 9 (8-13-1)

3)  Washington Redskins (2-5) at Atlanta Falcons (4-3) (-9)- Washington is just awful. It does nothing well. The Falcons team is angry after a tough loss at every one's new favorite team, The New Orleans Saints. I mean with likable guys like Jeremy Shockey and Darren Sharper how could you not love this team. Atlanta and Matty "Ice" (what an unbelievably stupid nick name) run the NFC's 4th worst team out of the building. THE PICK: FALCONS 28-7

So,  I sort of, and by sort of mean, really love this girl. Look at her wreck shop. Fine, she might be hell on wheels in the sack and complete psycho, but I'm okay with that. Most are and that's why we love. But... this is all sorts of hot in the julia louis dryfus vs. raquel welch-esque brawl. Anyway, #15 is all sorts of awesome in this. Watch the clip and if you don't agree, you probably should hand in your man card.

Just sayin...