Man, I really hope I never make my wife FACEPALM the shit out of me like this. Yeesh. GG Favre/Childress/Purple Fumblor/Jaroid/etc. Playing for a 52 yard field goal can only end well.

White Boy's Post Season Picks (2-6) Yikes

2) Nawlins Saints (14-3) (-3.5) vs Minnesota Vikings (13-4)-  I think this one is an absolute layup. The Saints, when they are feeling it and in rhythm offensively, make the Colt's passing attack look like the Jet's passing attack. That's how dominant it is. It is the greatest offense in the history of the White Boy NFL era. I know the Vikings are an excellent defensive team but so were other teams the Saints throttled this year. Even staying close in that building will be very difficult for the Vikes. The saints pass defense is very good and they will be able to put 8 men in the box and have ball hawk and future hall of famer Darren Sharper play center-field on Favre deep balls. I don't think it will be a total blow out but I expect the Saints to pull away late and win by 10-14 points. THE PICK: SAINTS 28-17

Now the game most of you reading this really care about......

Winner probably receives the Dallas Cowboys head coaching job. Yeesh.

How glorious was last night. We saw Jesus Warner getting knocked the eff out. Then, after that shit game, we saw The crabcaking fucktards from Baltimore lose in spectacular fashion.

1:16 pm- Well Favre got sacked which would normally make me happy. But he's playing the fuckbois so... COME ON BRETT!!  Oh, and so far, my Jarod Allen celebration dance total is 1 (following Romo fumble).

1:20 pm- And Felix Jones is killing the Vikings and my soul softly with his speed bursts. Oy

1:22 pm- Whfew! Marion Barber is in. There is hope

1:22 pm- FUCK FUCK FUCK! Get the damn ball you purple assholes. somehow, despite another Romo fumble, they dont get ball back

White Boy's playoff picks (1-3)- Guess I'm as reliable as I was during the regular season

4) Arizona Cardinals (11-6) (+ ) at New Orleans Saints (13-3)- Have the Colts taught us nothing. Indy has lost three straight games when playing a game after a playoff bye. Last season, three of the teams with byes lost in the 2nd round. The Cards offensive is riding high after a 45 point explosion last week (other 6 by defense in OT of course).  The saints are ice cold both because it hasn't played a real game in 3 weeks and because it is a loser of three straight including two meaningful games to Dallas and Tampa. I think New Orleans was on a magic carpet ride that has ended. Also while Brees has had a shaky playoff career, Warner is one of the all time finest post season performers. THE PICK: CARDINALS TO WIN OUTRIGHT 35-31

8) Arizona Cardinals- Kurt Warner is a very good man. Yes, he is a religious zealot but he is absent the incredible arrogance and bigotry displayed by Tim Tebow. He, according to Devo circa Peter King, has his children go up to random families in restaurants and pay for their meals. He took countless photos with babies when Devo and I went up to Giant's training camp in 2004. There are no players on this team that have that, "I want to punch them in the fucking face" quality to them. Also, despite getting to the big game last year, this team still has that underdog feel to it. One year of success does not make me forget about the years of losing this franchise had endured.

I've heard a lot of excuses in my time but this takes the proverbial basketball. NY Daily News Reports:

OKLAHOMA CITY - The Knicks were afraid, very afraid. And it had nothing to do with the Oklahoma City Thunder.

For two days, several players had trouble sleeping because they were convinced that their downtown hotel is haunted.

"I definitely believe it," Jared Jeffries said. "The place is haunted. It's scary."

Eddy Curry claims he slept for only two hours Sunday night because he couldn't stop thinking about ghosts roaming the hotel.

For years, guests staying at the Skirvin Hilton have reported ghost sightings and strange noises. Legend has it that sometime in the 1930s, a woman jumped to her death while holding her baby in her hands.

"They said it happened on the 10th floor and I'm the only one staying on the 10th floor," Curry said. "That's why I spent most of my time in (Nate Robinson's) room. I definitely believe there are ghosts in that hotel."

One of the few great things about NYC is it's diversity. Not just in all walks of life but also in it's sports teams. Take a look at this clip. Here we have a Packer fan (I refuse to call anyone a diehard) after yesterday's devastating loss.

Man, we've all been there. I feel for the guy as a diehard Packer booster last night. Unfortunately, this is not the Packers' year.

A couple of things while watching this. Not going to lie, I've been there before. Maybe not visibly weeping on a subway platform. But still distraught enough. Nothing like watching your team come so close yet still lose.

Point B) Remember when it was safe to cry like a drunk asshole in public without fear of showing up on some asshole's cell phone. Man, this is the ultimate. The sad thing is, Packer Joe will never know that he is being mocked on 34783478933 blogs as we speak.

This is further proof that after devasting sports losses, guys, take a cab.It will save you the embarassment of showing up on SUS the next day.

Newark, NJ- On Friday night the game between the New Jersey Devils and the Tampa Bay Lightning was postponed due to a lighting problem that blacked out one end of the arena just past the halfway mark of the second period. It took nearly three hours to confirm the report because no one was there to notice.